1. bloomingtailz asked: #

    Last thing I lied about: I told my friend I forgot the uses of my phone when she asked why I’d stopped texting her… through text. I’m a bad liar, in case you didn’t notice.

    10 hours ago  /  0 notes

  2. Go ahead

    put a “<3” and i’ll tell you about someone i care about, without any names.

    put a “</3” and i’ll tell you something that broke me.

    put a “>:” and i’ll tell you something i dislike about myself.

    put a “<:” and i’ll tell you something i like about myself.

    Put a “>:c” and i’ll tell you something that pissed me off.

    Put a “#” and i’ll tell you the last thing i lied about.

    Put a “*” and i’ll tell you a secret

    (via blackbloodpinkhair)

    11 hours ago  /  29,422 notes  /  Source: yourmypassion

  3. 2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.

    2013: fear that real life people find me on the internet.

    11 hours ago  /  106,445 notes  /  Source: la-obscuridad

  4. REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET OVER 10 FOLLOWERS.

    blackbloodpinkhair:

    bookwormsoulmeister:

    ask-random-hooves:

    ask-danielp:

    thebiggestanimelover:

    image

    Here I am 32 followers over that

    13 over and still rising

    616

    159

    340 :3 

    106 what

    12 hours ago  /  302,096 notes  /  Source: imjustagirlwithadr3am

  5. (via star-clan-assassin)

    12 hours ago  /  14,189 notes  /  Source: onesteppcloser

  6. (via star-clan-assassin)

    12 hours ago  /  15,546 notes  /  Source: onesteppcloser

  7. polterghast:

    current mood: the bartender from soul eater

    image

    (via blackbloodpinkhair)

    12 hours ago  /  16,372 notes  /  Source: polterghast

  8. photo

    photo

    12 hours ago  /  113,931 notes  /  Source: charliebink

  9. mustachecakesparkle:

    buena1990:

    image

    I’M CRYING OMG

    (via toasteraffairs)

    12 hours ago  /  72 notes  /  Source: buena1990

  10. hugh-danced-the-dancy:

    leonardodiretardo:

    i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

    I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

    (via toasteraffairs)

    12 hours ago  /  40,883 notes  /  Source: leonardodiretardo

  11. masterthescalpel-teasethemadness:

just-a-wandering-fool:

d-hizzle:

tribalpunk:

Made this just now
I regret nothing

Franken Stein booty?
MY BLOG NEEDS THIS.

Stein joined the DWMA twerk team.

“No.”

    masterthescalpel-teasethemadness:

    just-a-wandering-fool:

    d-hizzle:

    tribalpunk:

    Made this just now

    I regret nothing

    Franken Stein booty?

    MY BLOG NEEDS THIS.

    Stein joined the DWMA twerk team.

    “No.”

    (via rhythmicweapon)

    14 hours ago  /  164 notes  /  Source: tribalpunk

  12. humorcat:

    darrynek:

    the nominees are

    • leonardo dicaprio
    • leonardo dicaprio
    • leonardo dicaprio
    • leonardo dicaprio
    • leonardo dicaprio

    and the winner is *opens envelope*

    • adele

    I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

    (via symmetricallychallenged)

    15 hours ago  /  237,705 notes  /  Source: darrynek

  13. cora-hale:

    “I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”

    image

    (via symmetricallychallenged)

    15 hours ago  /  39,618 notes  /  Source: cora-hale

  14. wwworldwide:

    dont ‘XD’ me young lady

    (via symmetricallychallenged)

    15 hours ago  /  7,649 notes  /  Source: wwworldwide